Puffet Muffet

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
There came a big spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet Away.

Little  Miss Muffet bought a new mallet
And returned to her curds and whey.
The spider looked up
As the mallet made a thud
And squished the spider into clay.


- Ernest Worthing